JMUWolf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skittles N' Bitz 3]

um..........what?

Comedy flash movies should at least have comedy... This may entertain my 1 year old nephew with the pretty colors but I require jokes that actually make people laugh.

[Sin City Tribute]

wtf man...

if you were a real fan of frank miller you wouldn't have picked that song. Flash was 'ok' at best...

10 for humor CUZ YOU PICKED THAT SONG ROFL wtf were you thinking!?

[The Dudette Next Door]

I'm usually not this harsh but...

Next time you wanna try writing a joke or two in there?

It's good to see you've seen American Pie 2 but I cant stand unoriginal crap that can't even manage to squeeze a chuckle out of me....

good work on the actual animation. I enjoyed how you drew the chicks but everything else was built around THAT... which made your flash pointless. Maybe MTV will make a series out of it. You should check.

[Dying In The Sun]

Why couldn't he just look for her?

She got carried away by a poorly animated pile of faceless worms? If it had been a little more reasonable this flash could have been very compelling. I still loved it but I just thought that was kinda dumb u know?

[Metal Slug: Op. BlueStone]

Cool flash!

Excellent sprite work. But there were a couple things that threw me. The tweeking of the flying objects: planes, jetpacks, helicopters coulda been more realistic. He seemed to stop and move in mid air. They had no inertia... Other than that, some of the writing was quite mediocre but overall it was a good flash. CANT WAIT FOR PART 2!

[Humungus Disaster]

It was funny... lol

Great job man... but I don't know anyone who talks by gyrating their head up and down. That was really annoying to me. Funny tho :/

DeathRayGraphics responds:

Well how does Foamy the fucking gerbil talk without a mouth?

[Nightwish Collab]

not so good...

I hate colabs... it means you're all too lazy to finish your own movie but you want front page so you just throw some crap together. I would rather rate each one individually...

Couple coments:
Animatorjones, why was that random man humping a rock?
BrandonPClark, you have loads of talent. I hope you don't waste it on another colab... stick to your own movies cuz I'd rather just see that. you get a 10/10 but the rest just can't compair to your clips.

["The Mustache Contest"]

That was great...

... but I think anyone who's ever seen Stella on comedy central will assume you stole the concept from them. I loved the style and the sound effects were clever but... I didn't laugh once.

still good job i guess

[Liu Kang's Crossover]

hahahahahaha

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time HAHAHA. The whole thing with the stunned animation rofl... and then they were all falling backwords hahahahahahahahaha that was awesome. I love seeing good exploiting of sprites. Funny noise too, WAAHHHH. Excitebike was a nice touch.

Goin on my list of faves as #1 good job :P

[Unmentionable Auction]

Ok so...

not all of your flashes are front page material eh? Let's see a little self control Tom. I love foamy too but this one didn't settle well with me.

(The high scores, I'm sure, are from Germaine's camel-toe) Don't hate me... I'm just giving an honest score, to a lovable series that happens to contain this mediocre flash.

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