JMUWolf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Breen Christmas]

...? what's everyone's problem?

Unless you have some pathetic 12 year-old grudge against the animater I don't see how you can give this anything below a 9... If actually watched the whole thing, it's hilarious! When Kleiner goes flying through the snowman I almost crapped myself lol

great work. Ingore the 12 year oldz on aol who just got access to free-speech

[Doctor?]

Man...

These kinds of films are too annoying to be funny. It looks nice tho. ;/

[LOTR Parody: SE p3]

I liked the style...

...but im sorry I just didn't laugh. It wasn't clever at all.

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

:D

... EL OH EL. :D

I gave you a 1 for violence because you have carrot top in there.

[Marcus Peblo Quadrilogy]

I couldn't even finish watching it...

It seems that they put the most impressive works no the front page... not necessarily the most entertaining.

You have a screwed up head... you're entire movie was just incredibly awkward. It wasn't funny, it wasn't scary... it was just annoying to watch. I couldn't finish it. I got up to where the naked baby rolled into the bed and did a flip--or something I don't know... wtf

[The Credibles]

Hahaha Good job.

Great parody if The Incredibles... and for those who didn't understand it: maybe you should just shoot yourself in the face instead of giving it a zero hmm?

"I've never seen the movie, so ZERO! DUHHRRR"

The only thing that was wrong with it was the obnoxious sounds. Great drawings tho. Good job.

[G.W. Bush flip flopper]

Make an anti-bush flash and get front page! :D

Dude... they're politicians... people hate bush because they're for kerry and people hate kerry because their for bush. That's about as intellegent as the arguement gets. Kerry is smart, Bush is a dumbass... and if we give Bush another 4 years he doesnt have to do shit because he's can't run for re-election... but democrats in the past (besides Clinton) have really fucked things up in the economy. People earning 100k a year were getting taxed out their asses. They certainly arn't rich, but they were taxed to fund all these programs for the people who are on welfare.

We can't win no matter who we pick. I guess that's my point.

[Forest Ranger]

I can't believe I watched the whole thing lol...

it was ok. Your timing was off, which got a little annoying. He was singing about raping them but it was still just bludgening them :D

go peta!

[Revolutionary war]

Did you lose a bet!?

I couldn't even finish watching this movie.

I don't know why the hell you would make a revolutionary war movie. It's also really annoying that you used texas faggot for your music when your probably know full well that it's in the popular rockman neo video right here on newgrounds.
The music fits in the rockman flash... You cant put pumping techno and cool animations to something as incredibly random as the civil war.

Seriously... make some relevent shit... hire some writers... but im sick of this random god damn crap being thrown up to the front page just because you guys can animate... WTF...

make something else... hurry.

[Fake Metal Feelings]

retarded metaphor?

eh dude... you need help.
the way you animated the robots movement was rediculous. It was exagerated to the point where it was actually annoying.

The story... if it was a metaphor was still bad. If it wasn't a metaphor then please look into a creative writing class.

The one problem with good animators on Newgrounds is they're terrible writers. Maybe next time you should colaborate with someone so it doesnt turn out to be such a disappointment to the viewers...

critical yes, but will you listen? God I hope so...

AloneInTheDark responds:

No i wont listen. I will continue do things my way. If u dont like that, then dont watch my flashes, very simple eh? And many people liked this one, but also many hated it. I couldnt have asked for a cooler response from the people