JMUWolf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Hanging DvD 1/2]

Wtf?

The only "option" you had in the movie was one that I couldn't even take. He just says "Blah I can't sleep" that really pissed me off, and here I thought u had something intelegent and interactive... pathetic. If your so lazy that you're not going to even make the other option then DONT PUT IT IN!!! It pissed me off.

[Passion Of The Christians]

I had to cover up that shitty review...

because he doesnt understand what this flash was about. I bet this was largly inspired by that episode of south park right? lol. Mel Gibson is a sellout and he made a movie showing Jesus being beaten for an hour straight. Now... why would anyone want to see that? People see this movie and they reform and become born again christians. THIS IS BLASPHEMY! Fine Jesus died for our sins, you can believe that, but if you are a christian then you should be focusing on his works and his life teachings. The douche-bag director only wanted to make some money during his midlife chrisis... Just go see kill bill 2... problem solved... >.<

[Smile!]

You're a good artest...

It would have been so much better without the stupid ending u slapped on. You really shouldn't have added that last section with everyone dancing and having sex... it completely ruined it... I felt terrified when I saw the first part. the facial expressions were so dead on. Then you had to ruin it... grrr

[Bounty Hunters Talk Back]

Um... ok?

The only reason why it's on the front page is the animation... It's drawn really well but the content sucks... don't waste your time.

[(2004) RUBBER DUCKY!]

This is my kind of humor! Hahaha

I can see why this got front page man. It seems like it must have taken you quite awhile to make. I love stuff like this! In fact, my favorite scene in Family Guy is in the first episode when it cuts to Peter in the icecream shop and he says "Mmm butter rum, my favorite" and he just SMAKCS into the table. It's so absurd yet perfectly timed. I loved their personalities too. Dimwits but lovable :D. I hope you make more!!!

[how it will end.]

Man, this is the kinda stuff we need.

You're an amazing writer. The situational irony was amazing in the end. I liked how it was kind of random, yet it still all fit together. LoL it was so funny when they started shooting at that guy who was taking dumps in the water supply! lol "shoot me before its too late!" *blam blam*! haha no hesitation. Make some more stuff! this was kewlz.

[Kong]

My kinda flash :D

That was great... I wish I had the skills to make a movie like this. Its cool how you didnt use dialog too, that can ruin a perfectly fine flash movie (same with text boxes). Well made, well produced, great job all around :D

[The Real Legend]

Well.. the animation was good at least...

I applaud your animation skills... but the dialog sucked... Making them curse randomly didnt make it any funnier either (though sometimes it can) Sorry.. I probably couldnt of done better but I thought some constructive criticism might help your next movie.

Animation was AMAZING I loved it, great anime-esque style. Matrix scene was a cheap plug tho... You gotta be more creative u know? :/

aw well.. sry -_- gj

[Adam Android Strikes Back]

Totally perfect :D

This was awesome! Ive never seen a flash movie that I've enjoyed so much :D Keep up the good work! I'll keep an eye out for your new stuff :D (+favsub)